Everyone needs a fun board to welcome their friends in a happy mood!
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An original and fun gift for the little foodie who likes to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the “acorn“.
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Who Says Size Doesn’t Matter?
With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with perfect curves will keep all its promises:
- Practical: Dig out three large spaces (acorn, trunk and wallet) to store cheese, snacks, sausages, peanuts, cupcakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines and homemade food ……
- It’s beautiful and decorative: Made of solid wood, impress your guests with its long and wide gender and pronounced (wood) grain!
- Solid: Your wooden aperitif board will stay with you for a long time: a real life companion!
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On What Occasions Should I Offer A Dick-Shaped Wooden Aperitif Board?
- Bachelor party (bachelorette party, bachelorette party)
- Housewarming / Moving in
- Valentine’s Day
- Starter pot
- Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course)
- Father’s Day (or Mother’s Day but you have to dare…)
- Birthday
- Wedding anniversary
- Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad or stepfather: guaranteed effect!)
- Invitation to an aperitif dinner / A dinner with friends…
- …and especially for no reason, just for fun!
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Probably the best description is by our satisfied customers. Here are a few:
“This is just the coolest! Cannot wait to give it to my brother in law for Christmas!”
“I can’t wait to give this to my brother for Christmas…I know he is gonna love it. Such a unique gift. High quality and fast shipping. Thank you!”
“Shipped quick, packaged very nicely and made with heavy quality materials!”
Check it out for yourself.
1.Shipping methods and Delivery time
Our goal is to offer you the best shipping options, no matter where you live. Every day, we deliver to hundreds of customers across the world, ensuring that we provide the highest levels of responsiveness to you at all times.
The time frame for order delivery is divided into two parts:
Processing time: Order verification, quality check, and packaging. All orders are sent to the fulfillment center for dispatch in 1-5 business days after the order is placed.
Shipping time: This refers to the time and it takes for items to be shipped from our fulfillment center to the destination.
The Shipping time and shipping ways:
Express Shipping 7-12 business days after shipped:Free shipping （ orders above $29.99）
Express Shipping 7-12 business days after shipped:$5.99（Order amount between $0-$29.99 each）
VIP Shipping 5 -9 business days after shipped: 4.99 （ orders above $29.99）
VIP Shipping 5-9 business days after shipped:$9.99（Order amount between $0-$29.99 each）
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